$REKT
When You're Down Bad But Still Buying the Dip
⚠️ Warning: This token is designed to go to zero. Perfect for your portfolio!
Why Choose $REKT?
We're definitely going to be the next big thing... RIGHT?! Riiiiiiiiiight
Revolutionary Tokenomics
We've got it all figured out! Treasury reserves, airdrop allocations, and future developments. This is definitely not like every other token that promised the moon and delivered a crater. We're different... we think.
Community-First Approach
We're building for the community! With giveaways, airdrops, and future utility, we're totally not just another token that will slowly bleed to zero while the team "builds" in the background. TRUST US, think this time will be different!
You in the near future
Rektonomics
The science of building something amazing... then watching it crash
Token Distribution
Step 1: Launch & Distribution
Fair launch with strategic allocations! Most tokens go to liquidity, some to treasury for development, and a sprinkle for airdrops. It's like a perfectly balanced recipe... for financial ruin.
Step 2: Community Building
Airdrops, giveaways, and community events! We'll build the strongest community of people united by their shared experience of watching their portfolios slowly bleed to zero. Nothing bonds people like mutual financial suffering!
Step 3: Future Development
Build amazing features and utilities! We'll use the treasury to develop tools, partnerships and innovations that will definitely make this token worth something... or not, but we'll certainly try (if we're not dead or in jail)!
Result: We're All REKT Together! 🎉
At least we'll have great tokenomics documentation to show our grandkids why we're broke.
The Treasury
(Where Dreams Go to Die)
Development Fund
Reserved tokens for building the future! We'll use these to develop amazing features, partnerships, and utilities. It's definitely not just sitting there while we figure out what to do next. We have a plan... somewhere.
Marketing & Partnerships
Influencer Partnerships: Pay people to pretend they believe in us
Community Events: Organize hopium distribution sessions
Strategic Alliances: Find other projects to fail with
Community Giveaways
We'll give away tokens like candy! Contests, airdrops, and random acts of tokenomics. Because nothing says "we believe in our project" like giving it away for free. But hey, at least you'll have something to lose!
Ready to join our hopeful delusion?
BELIEVE IN THE DREAMThe Sell Tax
(Plot Twist: There Isn't One!)
0% Sell Tax!
Finally! Something that won't rekt you on the way out. We're so confident you'll lose money anyway! 🎉
Exit Anytime!
Sell whenever you want! No extra fees to add insult to injury. Your losses are punishment enough! 😅
Pure Generosity
We're so generous, we let you keep 100% of your remaining pennies when you sell. What saints! 👼
The Only Thing That Won't Rekt You!
At least selling is free... unlike your dignity
APPRECIATE THE 0% SELL TAX